Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Arcade, Arcade, Arcade.

Well my ladies and germs, I have recently delved into the Arcade downloads area of the marketplace and I have some good news.

I made 3 purchases this week, and each has been delightfully satisfying in a unique way.




This is an obvious classic and many of you probably played this game back in the day on PS1. I only played parts of this masterpiece when I was younger, so I had no choice but to download it now to finish the dri...story. Just like the old days, it didn't disappoint (Which I was worried about since it is now on the 360 and might have lost some of that old-school feel, but I am happily rolling through it.) No real shocker here, just worthy of mention.

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The next two games aren't popular ones and hopefully I can open the metaphorical gaming window to allow in some fresh air for you sweaty, mouth-breathing bozos. Note that I don't say that to sound like some indie fuckbag that will casually move his/her jet-black hair from their eyes and mumble, "yeah, you probably haven't heard of them..." Instead, I say this because I was trying to find games that were unique and more "out there." Mission accomplished on the next two.




This game is delicious, and I hope people start to buy it since the online community seems to be small. Greed Corp looks like Settlers of Catan, but plays like Stratego, risk, chess, checkers, etc. This isn't a game you can immediately download and jump right into, but with about 5-10 minutes to learn the physics and the game play, it is a delight. Instead of trying to explain more about the game, go grab the trial version (which is pleasantly expansive), and get hooked like I was.


Is this how you feel right now?


A brief final pitch as well: The music is scrumptious in this game. The style is certainly from quite a while ago, but if you like music such as this you will not be disappointed.

3-I MAED A GAM3 W1TH ZOMBIES 1N IT!!!1

I meandered into the "Indie" section of the Arcade, and found this hilarious game. Unfortunately, it lacks online multiplayer (which saddens me), but it does have 1-4 on split screen... so not completely a let down. Anyhow, the title essentially explains the game as well as anything else will. There is a game, and there are most assuredly zombies in it. You only seem to use the two directional sticks to play this game, but it is funny as hell and very enjoyable.


The gameplay, like previously mentioned, is simple yet great. You snake your way around the battlefield and shoot the hell out of zombies. Different gun options occasionally appear or are dropped from enemies, but the game holds the same basic premise: kill. Hordes of these flesh seeking baddies pop up, and your goal is to mow them down. All the while, awesome music is roaring over your speakers, making you happy in all the wrong places.



The game is a dollar, and is well worth it. Now go out and blasts some zom-bays. Quick note- If you have epilepsy, this game is certainly not for you. Enjoy.


SC

4 comments:

  1. I'll probably give SOTN a go sometime soon, as I never owned a PS1 and many consider it one of the best games of all time.

    I recently bought and played through Shadow Complex. Loved it. From what I can gather, it's like SOTN meets Contra. (exploration aspects of SOTN and shooting mechanics of Contra) Not very original, but very entertaining nonetheless.

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  2. Thanks for the post. I have heard Shadow Complex rocks dicks clear off people's waists... so I might have to pick that up as well.

    But yeah, SOTN is bonerific.

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    http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/02/hands-on-monday-night-combat/#continued
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    tecmo multiplayer
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    XBLA actually being pretty solid consistently? Never woulda guessed this worked out as well as it seems to be. Loving Greed Corps btw

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  4. Glad to hear it, I had a feeling you would enjoy it.

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